This is the most funniest shit that ever happened to me. IT'S STEVEN LIM!!! This is your boyfriend, the self-claimed "The World's Most Handsome Guy" and "Singapore's famous hunky star/ model". He stood right infront of me and started the typical salesman talk. He said about my brows looked like mushrooms and yadda yadda. Please, since when people have mushroom brows? And you know how close he was?! The approximate distance was around 30cm! You won't be able to believe how comical he looked like. His moustache was not properly trimmed, and he was constantly smiling like a semi-retard. The above sums it all up, he looked like a child kidnapper and a pedophile. Darn gross can!! Then, the most retarded question came out from his mouth - "Why is your eyes brown in color? Contact lens ar?" If I am wearing contact lenses, would I still be wearing spectacles? I shook my head, and he was like smiling like a semi-retarded again. "Hen mei leh!!!" That means "very beautiful" in English. Meifoong was constantly pulling my skirt telling me to go, otherwise she will scream like the fire alarm. Oh ya! Steven Lim is a flasher too: Do visit his wonderful website to browse more photos and some of his "wonderful short stories". Funny shit ever.
Today I was walking around Orchard with Meifoong, and this guy suddenly stopped us for an eyebrow plucking session. Actually, I don't mind eyebrow plucking... but this guy certainly got the looks that suck like hell.....
Mushrooms look like this for goodness sake.
Any girls will be turned on upon the sight of that yellow swimwear.
Happy Birthday to Daddy!
Yes, so today we went to Zhen Fa Live Seafood Restaurant to celebrate Dad's 48 years old birthday!
But before that, we ate a really nice chocolate & coffee cake at home.
Daddy (and Mum's hands)!
I have no idea why did Mummy pose like this for.
At Zhen Fa live seafood:
Some yummy food.I keep telling Mummy not to take mostly steamboat food because they can't be BBQ. Might as well stay home and eat steamboat if you don't want to use their BBQ thing. Well anyway she still did, so I ended up eating alot of hai sheng.
That BBQ mushroom is really cheesy because I put too much butter.
My hot hot mummy and cool cool daddy!So anyway, I took a photo with my sister but it turns out very ugly (actually is only me la, I look like a frog). Initially I didn't want to post it up but uh... make it more photos with the family. Therefore....
I mosaic-ed our faces. HAH!
ME!Left the place at 8pm. And on the MRT, I SAW A TRANSVESTITE! That made 2 times seeing transvestite in my whole entire life.
For privacy purpose, I mosaic-ed "her" friend's face as well.I'm pretty sure that she is a male. Look at how she seat, look at her fake boobs, look at her size & look at her face, which part of her looks like a female to you?
Ok, maybe you say she is a big sized lady who had gone for a breast implant surgery and had very bad body language. And maybe you say it's just pure coincidence that she possess all these bad qualities.
So, whatever.
Anyhow, take a look at this if you didnt!
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007226.html
She had the best makeover ever. Pretty Holly Madison! (I have no idea who the heck she is, but she is just too beautiful after the surgery)
People, tell me when is the last time you actually went kee siao-ing with your close friends?
So yes, I had fun today with Comrade Ling and Jaspas the Flourish Devil! Initially Ling and I planned to go Bugis because it has been such a long time since we stepped into Bugis. But Jaspas went to The Magic Hall so we changed venue. Shortly after I arrived, we 3 and a guy named Stewart went to PS's Macs.
Then Stewart left and we went to Spotlight.... and we kee siao there!After that we got hungry and went to eat Pasta Mania. I was really cold and so I wore Jaspas's jacket. And I ended up....
Bunny ears!
How can I forget my signature smile when I have bunny ears too!
Ling the purple bunny, the blonde hair bunny Jaspas and Val the cabbit!
Then then then then then we walked from PS to Clarke Quay! Wahahah. Walked through Fort Canning Park with them and saw some couples down there tou(1) qing(2). =DDDD
Posing like the statues obviously failed.
Resting at TCC!
The air-con kept blowing my hair so Jaspas decided to take a picture of it. LOL.
Anyway, we saw a group of people playing truth or dare in TCC. They made alot of noise and one of them did jumping jack outside TCC. It was great entertainment tho. There's also a bunch of caucasian sailors(?) standing right at the entrance of TCC, singing.
We left at around 11 plus, and there were no more trains for me to go back to CCK! Poor girl had to take 63 from Outram Park back to Clarke Quay. I missed the stop and had to walk back to Clarke Quay. Then took NR3 home. Anyway, who cares when you had loads of fun with your friends?!
Guys, thanks for everything!
After today, I wonder when is the next time I can kee-siao with my friends. Great.
Everyone thinks they are imperfect. Everyone feels they are imperfect. Me too. Labels: pictures
Yesterday, I was reading Esther (aka Ice-angel)'s blog. On her latest post, she mentioned a blogger named Mr0taku asked her to edit his picture for him. Then I realised that not only me that thinks themselves are imperfect. There are actually a lot out there. And the only place that could make ourselves really pretty is the net.
Knowing how to use photoshop is like adding sin to yourself. When I first try out photoshop, I'm happy that I can edit away blemishes. One will stay acne/pimples free on the net. As I acquired more skills, I discover more imperfection on my face. I hate how I look like: my nose is flat, my cheeks are chubby, my lips are thick & etc. Then I will edit my picture heavily and BAM! Those pictures don't have a single bit that look like me anymore! Those before and after pictures make a huge difference.
Photoshop is like drugs, once you touch it you'll get addicted to it. It was until Scott reminded me that perhaps my pictures were so heavily edited that they don't look like me. I woke up and stopped doing all these (ok la, sometimes hands itching so I will edit a little).
The above picture is not heavily edited. I didn't do anything to my nose or cheeks. I just removed the blemishes and change the color tone of the entire picture. This is the only picture that looks good without much editing. Perhaps it's my makeup skills. =D
http://blogskins.com/info/133935 Top 15 rated ok! It has never happen to me before! Ok, you guys should really go and take a look at it. =D And anyway, I'm not going for the competition already. Don't think I am good enough for it. Ok, that's it. Night folks! Labels: blogskins
I'm so satisfied with this piece. My first computer drawing that looked sooooooo good! The others suck like hell (except the doll piece).
I was trying out the new HTML software in my computer and was grr-ing at it. LOL.
Anyway...
Sorry for the absence in my blog. Was lazy and busy. Can you imagine? School holidays are here and I'm still busy?! Labels: school
Well, here I am.
I rebonded my hair! That was a long time ago. Like... a few weeks before? Anyway, after I rebonded, I didn't take any nice photos to put up on the net. I'm still finding the correct smile to suit the new hairstyle.
Anyway, I got back my results for term 1 as well. Due to no common test, we had to take our tests scores. It was very bad, but I guess you guys want to take a look at it.
English: C5
(Thanks to the comprehension passages I did in class.)
Chinese (HCL): C5
(Thanks to... uh... 2 mini tests that I didnt come to take for.)
Chinese (O's Normal): A2
(HAH. I have a secure A for O's already. Yay!)
E-Math: F9
(As usual.)
A-Math: F9
(As usual. You want to know my total score for A-math? 5 marks!)
Combined Science: E8
(I passed Physics, I failed chemistry. Thanks ah.)
Combined Humans: B4
(The first time I got a B4 for this subject. The highest I got before this was a C5.)
Total L1R4: 28
Total L1R5: 37
Last year I got for L1R4 was 39. Huge improvement ok!
I guess that's all! Gotta pack my stuffs for Drama. Hurray!
THERE IS A NOTEBOOK DESIGN COMPETITION GOING ON AT PAPER PEOPLE! Labels: blogskins
Refer to this: http://www.paperpeople-shop.com/ppdc.htm
I'm going for this competition, anyone else?
I hope I don't missed the dateline. *cross fingers*
