Something interesting for dating couples to play with! Labels: funny
Go to http://irom.org.
You know couples do silly things when they are together?
Here is it!
Deardear and I took an awful long time to choose an auspicious date for our registry. Haha. Finally we found one that he likes, and I have no objection.
So we decided to get married on 20 July!
It sounds good on Chinese Lunar Calendar, and he likes it because its 128 days away from the day we met. Initially we wanted to get 7 Oct, because in the Lunar Calendar it is 9 Sep, which also means eternal forever (chang chang jiu jiu) in Chinese. But he don't like it when its 207 days away from the day we met. He doesn't like odd numbers.
Fussy boy. :P
Haha. It sounds funny, silly but I guess that's something couples enojy to do.. and not going to movies and fun places all the time. You'll get sick of it eventually.
I'm now sharing our joy with you!
Go to this Link!
Have fun couples!
From SGfriends:
HAHAHA. Labels: funny
http://www.np.edu.sg/imc/ivid/player.aspx?vid=189
Look at this link! It's a video production I did 2 years ago for a group of students from Ngee Ann Poly Chinese Studies.
I laughed like crazy when I saw it. HAHAHA.
Go view go view.
God. My eyes are very tired and swollen.
Yesterday I went to Mdm Ng's house for CNY visit with the whole lot of Drama seniors! It's always a "tradition" to visit Mdm Ng at least once in a year. And we always either leave when the sky is very dark (11pm) or we leave the next morning.
I took loads of pictures taken at Mdm Ng's house with Wanjun, Sis and Wenchun! Since there were too much to upload, I will only pick out a few... but these pictures will probably tells you how much fun we had at her house.
Labels: drama, funny, pictures, videos
Here are the top 5 reasons why girls enjoy taking pictures in toilets...
#1. You love the mirrors.
#2: Toilets are sooooo darn clean (like you're in heaven) nowadays.
#3: Toilets are very nicely decorated with plants till you feel like plucking one of those leaves and eat it. (and you actually do it)
#4: You have alot of free time to spare.
#5: And you have even more free time to spare that you can take pair shots with different girls you went out with.
Nice toilet. Nice post.
Do you wish you have a set of extremely big and round eyes?
Do you wish your nose was smaller and sharper?
Do you wish for slimmer cheeks?
Do you wish for small lips a.k.a 樱桃小嘴?
I think that's what every girls are asking for right?
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Well, now I'm telling you that you will look like a freak.
Post Editorial (which is totally random):
Paul said, "I want to get fake lashes for CNY."
Valerie laughed and said, "I have no comments on that."
Paul said, "You should put this on your blog. Say Paul told me that he wants to get fake lashes for new year."
Valie said, "Ok I shall do that."
... I know I know.
But I'm not going to write a long post today.
Just watch this damn funny video!
AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!
This is what I do... when I have nothing to do. Labels: funny
Your great grandmother says:
yoyoyo
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
yoyoyo
Black Ghost Spades says:
yoyoyo
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
I love sean
Your great grandmother says:
you crazy girl
Your great grandmother says:
sean is mine
Your great grandmother says:
:P
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
you go and die
Your great grandmother says:
I hate you! you tell me go and die
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
:P :P :P
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
are you talking to sean on the phone
Your great grandmother says:
yes why. you jealous ah
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
yes
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
i dont want to talk to you alrd
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » says:
byebye
Valie: linlin! « call me 姨姨. » has left the conversation.
Black Ghost Spades says:
CREAZY!
LMAO!!!
Look at this video!! (with eng sub)
Sean: Labels: funny
What do you want for christmas?
Me:
Oh I just updated my materialistic wishlist in my blog. You can check it out.
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Sean:
I bought a white shirt yesterday! It's about the same as the one I'm wearing now (it's black). Nice anot?
And I bought a white jacket yesterday as well!
Me:
Can't you add more colors in your wardrobe?
Sean:
Like what? Pink?
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Me:
Eh, today is bowen's birthday you know?
Sean:
*reaches for his cellphone and calls bowen*
Bowen, your birthday today right?! Sorry I f*cking forgot.
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Weird conversations from yesterday. BAHH.
When you have nothing to do online... Labels: funny
When your bf have nothing to do online...
Why not chat online?!
After reading http://yourguysxxxposed.blogspot.com, both of us went crazy and began our chat online. MUAAHAHA. And I shall present to you ala the mIRC chat style:
[****] hi
[****] baby
[****] care to intro?
(valie) 15f
(valie) u?
[****] me sean 17/m
[****] got bf?
(Valie) ya
[****] oh
(Valie) jus got attached
(Valie) u?
[****] got gf
[****] wan to meet up
(Valie) den why u still chat
[****] ?
(Valie) gt gf still chat wif gers
[****] aiya horny wad
[****] lol
(Valie) oic
[****] you leh?
[****] ?
(Valie) wan to meet more frenz lors
[****] orh
[****] ...
(Valie) u wan meetup ah?
(Valie) meet for wad
[****] ya
[****] play checkers
(Valie) bud i dunno u lehz
[****] aiya no need to know la
[****] we meet up then know each ther better lor
Sean: OMG baby. I suck in this. lol.
Valie: HAHAHAHA. So funny la!
Sean: meet up play checkers LOL
Valie: So funny la! Must say for sex!
Valie: We go on from there
(Valie) meet up for wad
[****] SEX
[****] steamy SEX
(Valie) eee. you so direct one
Sean: OMG. We are so cute
^^
I love Hossan Leong. Thanks SGfriends!
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OMGWTFBBQ. Yesterday I was happily browsing my nuffnang account and I saw 0.5% (that's about 1 or 2 person) of my readers came from Egypt!
HORROR.
I was like... what the hell? Egypt got internet meh? I don't think Egyptians HAVE a computer at home. Wait, I don't even think every Egyptian has a couch, a plasma tv or even a proper table for dinner.
I thought Egypt covered with sands, sand dunes and camels.
But I'm wrong, so wrong.
I'm sorry.
But I'm sure some of you guys felt the same way, if you never read enough that is beyond the textbook.
So I went to Google Earth, and look up the capital of Egypt.
Ladies & Gentlemen, YOUR Egypt:
Temperatures average between 80 and 90°F (27 - 32°C) in summer, and up to 109°F (42°C) on the Red Sea coast. Temperatures average between 55 and 70°F (13 to 21°C) in winter. A steady wind from the northwest helps hold down the temperature near the Mediterranean coast. The Khamaseen is a wind that blows from the south in Egypt, usually in spring or summer, bringing sand and dust, and sometimes raises the temperature in the desert to more than 100°F (38°C). Egypt relies on The Nile River for water.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egypt
OMG? 32 degree celsius? It is like Singapore!
I'm so wrong omg. I should have known better. I should have read more books other than the textbook and novels. :(
Anyhow, I hope this deepens your knowledge on Egypt. Egypt is not some really third-world country with no proper housing and stuff! So I bet that Egypt really have internet connection.
Oh gawd.
Labels: funny, pictures, topics
The peeps (drama) came to my house today for ghost hunt preparation. Did alot of funny stuffs today and watched Saw I & II together. Hahaha. One of those funny stuffs is re-compose lyrics for Stars Are Blind.
We call it "Stars are Not Blind". LOL. Enjoy~
Credits to: Drama Mates (actually it's only weepeng and me)!
I don't mind going to jail
and club with prisoners
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like they do
Those people outside prison hate me to the core
ever since the sex tape got leaked out
People like me never get beyond their stupid pride
And you can see the real me inside
I'm not satisfied, oh no, ohh
Even though the judge is crazy
Even though the cops are blind
When I go in prison baby
I'll stay put forever
I can make it nice and comfy
just like my Dad's hotel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this jail can do
Baby i'm perfect for you
PS: This lyric is only for fun purpose. We (blog, author and drama club) don't re-compose it for personal attacks and will not bear any responsiblity & trouble that this lyric will get into. Thanks.
Everyone is leaving my blog. NoooOOooOooooo!!! Speaking of Men In White, I'm watching it with Ling next week! It seems stupid, but if you want a plain good laugh then watch it. Hahaha. I tell you something. Just now while I was blogging, I accidentally deleted the entire chunk of words. I was like... "AHHH! My blog post is gone! Oh shucks, now I have to re-blogged again." Then my sis said "I thought there is the auto-save feature?" lololol. Thanks Blogger! Otherwise I would be so mad at blogger that I sign out from my account. Then my readers have nothing to read!
This is the umpteen times of saying sorry to you guys. But still, I'm sorry for being such a lazy bum! It's school holidays yet I'm not blogging diligently for you people. Sigh. A thousand million times of sorry for you all.
Ok ok. To make up for the absence of blog entries, here's some pictures and updates for you!
I had a performance on Friday! Initially the character Jill was being played by my junior Jia Jin but she had a camp that day, so I replaced her.
Oh, here's the makeup for Jill:
The makeup is so white and contrasting. I think I can act in the movie Men in White already.
I say it's a de-stress movie!
Alright, back to topic. Well, during ALL the tech runs and rehearsals, I couldn't remember every lines. It's like... shucks, I kept daydreaming. But during the performance itself, it was great! Mdm Prema even commented that if I talk like this during Oral exams, I would get an A for the exam!
Wahahaha.
Ok, quit daydreaming. That won't happen. Because I'm usually so nervous during Oral exams that I forget I have to articulate well. =(
So after one of the rehearsals (Thursday), Mitch, Meifoong, Weepeng, Sze Siong and I saw a very cute kitten at the bus stop. Not really at the bus stop, but the stairs near the bus stop.
Oh, isn't he cute? But sadly, it is not this one. This is Puss In Boots, acted by the Latin heartthrob, Antonio Banderas in Shrek 2, 3 and 4 (released in 2010). I loooooOOoove Antonio Banderas.
I'm so good at drifting off topic. LOL.
It is this kitten I'm talking about.
So being cabbit (to refresh your memory, it is a Cat + Rabbit), I mew at it.
To my surprise, it mew back at me! To show that it was not a coincidence, I mew back and it replied again!
See, I have a natural meow-ing talent. *flicks hair*
Here's another video for you guys again. I saw this on the big screen the other day while waiting for Spiderman 3 to show up. Watch this, it is very funny!
Labels: funny, pictures, videos
My hand is trembling recently!
Not that kind of trembling when you did not eat drugs, but just a slight tremble. But you know I can't do anything right with the tremble! I can't draw properly, can't take good pictures.
I know I suck. What causes this I don't know. I think is the medicine.
So I attempted to take one picture with my trembling hand. But beware, it sucks. It's like... god-knows-since-when-I-didn't-take-these-kind-of-pictures.
Labels: funny, pictures, topics
Bloody long post, I don't know why I have so much to post today! But please carry on reading. =DDD Timothy says: hi.. intro please
Got to say this: Mitch (the bitch) is such a great gentlemen who helped me carry my (heavy) books this evening (I could have died carrying those stuffs back home)!
So yeah. He said I need to MUST mention somewhere (like in my blog), therefore I wrote that. But hey, I think he deserves it because....
... I don't even remember when was the last time I blogged on this blog! And He remembers!
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Sorry.
Ok, so anyone remembers (except Mitch) tag my board ok? I promise to thank you guys on the next blog post as well.
LOL.
So ok, thanks Mitch once again before I come back to what-am-I-suppose-to-post-today.
Thank you. (now this is the third time)
I'm on the midst of recovering now, thanks for all the concern. Including Scott. Sorry for not able to chat with you the past few days. Sorry for the tag on my blog. I know that I can have 1000 excuses as to why that was being posted (like weird mood during illness and stuffs), but no. I'm just going to tell you that because I'm plain lazy to even bother to clear the mess after the tag has been posted. I'm terribly sorry. But don't leave me (& my blog) as a result of that!
I know you wont.
Ok maybe not.
But you aren't going to hate me and not coming to my blog forever, are you? :(
Okok, remember that I said I had insomia on Monday? WELL, it didn't just occurred on that day, but until yesterday as well!
I kept tossing and turning in bed for like 2 hours and it feels like half a day to me. Ugh. I could take it no more, so I had to resolve to drinking 20ml instead of the norm 10ml to get myself to sleep on Tuesday night. But shucks, it only reduce my waiting-to-sleep time to 1 hour.
I know I can get killed by the extra dose of medicine. But I was really desperate for sleep and couldn't care much.
Unless someone get me a sleeping pill.
Then today, something weird funny happen to me. I guess my weird reply shocked him as well. But I think it's rather funny:
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: erm...
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: Valie?
Timothy says: tim here
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: how did you get my email?
Timothy says: friendster?
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: hm... i posted my email up?
Timothy says: if not then i dont know how i got your email
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: i dont remember disclosing my email in friendster...
Timothy says: then i dont know how i got to know your email
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: *searches frantically for the leak of personal information*
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: OH NO!
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: You must be God!
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: I didn't post my email!
Timothy says: oh.... if you dont like it, just delete me then
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: *offers a handshake*
Hello god, I'm always wondering if you exist.
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: ok, back to the topic
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: how did you exactly got my email?
Timothy says: how would i know?
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: you mean you don't know you added me?
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: that's a weird thing
Valie: linlin! {Wong Kar Wai Dreams, 13 - 15 june 2007} says: maybe your subconscious mind did.
Timothy says: i see
Timothy says: oh well.. bye
That was the most ROFL + Weird conversation that happened to me. I guess the medicine is working. Hah.
Talk about leaking information in the net, I'm sure I didn't disclose my MSN address. This guy must be someone I know. (or someone I know gave away my MSN address)
On the ending note, here's a different Singapore for you guys to see. I love the video (because I'm fascinated by the way they move), though half the time I have no idea what the hell were these sea creatures.
Thanks to HP (Han Peng) for that video. :)
Cough cough and flu flu came back. Not today, but a few days ago. That's right, it's last Friday.
I think they came back because I didn't finish my antibiotics the other time.
Sigh.
It all started when my throat was feeling coarse and itchy the whole day, none of the remedies helps. Not even drinking loads of fluid helps. So I quickly eat my medicines when I got home. (don't worry, not yet expire)
Then yesterday I didn't go to school, all thanks to the throat. And it was super warm yesterday la! I was sweating the entire day and sneezing too.
I couldn't sleep at night, for dont know what reason. Like a few hours wake up one time, and toss and turn in bed. :(
So today it is abit cooler! What is wrong with the weather?!
And I kept running to the toilet to sneeze and spit out the phlegm. Disgusting I know, but what can I do? Don't tell me you guys never experience coughing out phlegm before.
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I think my nose is going to drop soon like Micheal Jackson.
Or die of phlegm attack.
Or even worse, both!
Sigh. I haven't seen a doctor yet. Maybe tonight.
Ok ok, I know that I've not been blogging for a week. Was feeling lazy, very lazy and very very lazy. But people, please don't leave me! It's also like a leader of some cult, people who believe in it will go around saying "I love Maths!" and trying to influence you and join the cult together with the others. Mathematicians and math teachers are the biggest slaves under Math, who influence people to love Math, forcing people to attend brain-washing sessions. Students are constantly under survelliance, those who refuse to co-operate with the teachers will die. Yes, this stupid math monster has small beady green eyes, the most important feature of the fragment of evil. All those yellow liquid are the brain juice that he sucked from the poor miserable students like us. Free yourself from this scary Math monster! Labels: funny, pictures, topics
Yesterday I was browsing SGfriends and saw previous blog post there! So cool right?! Thanks Scotty Aldwin for that. (:
So ah people, if you read my blog... better vote for me! My rank hasn't been changing much recently, so what you do now is to vote for me... everyday! I know that you looove me so much, so please vote for me!
Click here to vote for me!
Left 9/10 days to the next month, what are you waiting for?
Just a quick update of my family and myself: Daddy is well, had been discharged from the hospital already. Mummy is currently taking leave from work to look after Daddy, prolly for 2 weeks. Sis is cool, out for shopping every weekend.
I'm pretty cool too, currently there's no chinese mock exams for me (because my paper is in november) and I'm cracking my brains over Wicked Puzzle Level 42 (yes, I re-played that game. You should try it if you haven't try yet!)
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Jun kai/kabibi said this over in MSN: i don't understand why you are so scared of maths
That's because Math is a monster! It takes away almost half of your brain memory and suck all your brain juice away! It then turns you into an idiot and forces you to be its slave, making you remember all the formula and makes you go half-bonkers while solving mathematical equations.
Such scary thing, that's why I don't love math.
I believe that Math is a monster with green eyes, two horns and yellow slimy skin which looks prolly like this:
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