I'm blogging at 3.47AM.
I'm supposed to be asleep at this hour, but I'm not. Because I felt that I need to blog about this before sleeping and I owe you guys yummy and interesting posts.
Prepare fork and knife to eat up this delicious post, people.
Seriously I think after this post, loads of people will come knock on my blog's door and probably "bash" me up. But really,
If you cannot tahan this post, DONT READ IT.
And thus, ended the disclaimer.
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OMGWTFBBQ. Yesterday I was happily browsing my nuffnang account and I saw 0.5% (that's about 1 or 2 person) of my readers came from Egypt!
HORROR.
I was like... what the hell? Egypt got internet meh? I don't think Egyptians HAVE a computer at home. Wait, I don't even think every Egyptian has a couch, a plasma tv or even a proper table for dinner.
I thought Egypt covered with sands, sand dunes and camels.
But I'm wrong, so wrong.
I'm sorry.
But I'm sure some of you guys felt the same way, if you never read enough that is beyond the textbook.
So I went to Google Earth, and look up the capital of Egypt.
Ladies & Gentlemen, YOUR Egypt:
Temperatures average between 80 and 90°F (27 - 32°C) in summer, and up to 109°F (42°C) on the Red Sea coast. Temperatures average between 55 and 70°F (13 to 21°C) in winter. A steady wind from the northwest helps hold down the temperature near the Mediterranean coast. The Khamaseen is a wind that blows from the south in Egypt, usually in spring or summer, bringing sand and dust, and sometimes raises the temperature in the desert to more than 100°F (38°C). Egypt relies on The Nile River for water.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egypt
OMG? 32 degree celsius? It is like Singapore!
I'm so wrong omg. I should have known better. I should have read more books other than the textbook and novels. :(
Anyhow, I hope this deepens your knowledge on Egypt. Egypt is not some really third-world country with no proper housing and stuff! So I bet that Egypt really have internet connection.
Oh gawd.
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As a matter of fact, I have!
Look above, that is my favourite chocolate. The name is Ferrero Mon Chéri (it means "My Darling" in French). Heard of it before?
This Ferrero Mon Chéri is beautifully wrapped in pink, how romantic. And oh, there is this cherry flavoured liquer inside the chocolate, hence the name.
I don't like chocolates because it's pink ok! Please, not all girls like pink as their favourite color. You don't see my current blog decorated with loads of pink, do you?
Alright, back to topic.
But this isn't what you get in Singapore. Here in Singapore, Mon Chéri are wrapped with gold wrappers, like Ferrero Rocher.
The difference between a Mon Chéri and a Rocher is that one is larger and wrapped with foil, the other one is smaller and wrapped with... gold paper wrappers.
End of story.
And because of this chocolate, I hate the manufacturer.
Mon Chéri wrapped in gold, is like someone trying to make the Esplanade look like a mango instead of a durian. It spoils the entire romantic atmosphere.In the American market, Mon Chéri is actually filled with hazelnuts and does not contain liqueur, similar to the Ferrero Küsschen that is sold in Germany. Most other markets, however, sell the cherry-filled Mon Chéri.
Hazelnuts? You might as well buy Ferrero Rocher instead. It is bigger and more worth the money. People buy Mon Chéri because they wanted the cherry liqueur right?
I don't know. Maybe it's the whole libra thingy inside me. Libra prefers peace and harmony. No?
I think I just found the solution to children who are fussy eaters!
I don't know how many of those parents actually thought of this method before, but heck, I shall claim it as mine now.
Wahahaha.
I'm a slow eater when it comes to eating main course. My longest timing record is... 2 hours. The reason why I eat so slowly, is because I'm a fussy eater. This cannot, that don't want, yadda yadda yadda. And thus, the awesome duration.
But recently, I eat faster already ok! Erm, currently my longest timing is half and hour.
But that's not the point.
So as usual, my lunch was porridge. Sometimes plain, sometimes not. And the times when it was plain porridge, I added pork floss and picked lettuce (your cai xin la) into my porridge.
Ok, that's not a very.... unique method.
Today, I spotted a small bottle of Macadamia nuts in my living room.
My hand is trembling recently!
Not that kind of trembling when you did not eat drugs, but just a slight tremble. But you know I can't do anything right with the tremble! I can't draw properly, can't take good pictures.
I know I suck. What causes this I don't know. I think is the medicine.
So I attempted to take one picture with my trembling hand. But beware, it sucks. It's like... god-knows-since-when-I-didn't-take-these-kind-of-pictures.
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Ok ok, I know that I've not been blogging for a week. Was feeling lazy, very lazy and very very lazy. But people, please don't leave me! It's also like a leader of some cult, people who believe in it will go around saying "I love Maths!" and trying to influence you and join the cult together with the others. Mathematicians and math teachers are the biggest slaves under Math, who influence people to love Math, forcing people to attend brain-washing sessions. Students are constantly under survelliance, those who refuse to co-operate with the teachers will die. Yes, this stupid math monster has small beady green eyes, the most important feature of the fragment of evil. All those yellow liquid are the brain juice that he sucked from the poor miserable students like us. Free yourself from this scary Math monster! Labels: funny, pictures, topics
Yesterday I was browsing SGfriends and saw previous blog post there! So cool right?! Thanks Scotty Aldwin for that. (:
So ah people, if you read my blog... better vote for me! My rank hasn't been changing much recently, so what you do now is to vote for me... everyday! I know that you looove me so much, so please vote for me!
Click here to vote for me!
Left 9/10 days to the next month, what are you waiting for?
Just a quick update of my family and myself: Daddy is well, had been discharged from the hospital already. Mummy is currently taking leave from work to look after Daddy, prolly for 2 weeks. Sis is cool, out for shopping every weekend.
I'm pretty cool too, currently there's no chinese mock exams for me (because my paper is in november) and I'm cracking my brains over Wicked Puzzle Level 42 (yes, I re-played that game. You should try it if you haven't try yet!)
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Jun kai/kabibi said this over in MSN: i don't understand why you are so scared of maths
That's because Math is a monster! It takes away almost half of your brain memory and suck all your brain juice away! It then turns you into an idiot and forces you to be its slave, making you remember all the formula and makes you go half-bonkers while solving mathematical equations.
Such scary thing, that's why I don't love math.
I believe that Math is a monster with green eyes, two horns and yellow slimy skin which looks prolly like this:
and vote for me!
Most Singaporeans are nothing but a bunch of rude, inconsiderate, ill-mannered, kiasu and kiasi people. Labels: topics
I said MOST.
I witnessed 3 incidents of Singaporeans being inconsiderate and ill-mannered. Today, I went to the hospital to visit my dad. When I was leaving, an uncle was waiting for the lift with me, sis and mummy. The lift came, 2 nurses and a wheel-chair bound patient came out of the lift. This uncle, went into the lift and press the "1" button and stood there in the lift. The door almost closed when we were entering in, that uncle still stood there as though he was a wax figure or something.
In the SMRT Station, the train came. Someone pushing the pram was trying to get off the train, the commuters inside the train didn't even bother to move for the pram to get off. Instead, they stood at their original place, not willing to move. And because of these adults, we almost got stuck outside the train.
At Jurong East Interchange station, everyone was already crowding at the door, preparing to run to the other train to get a good seat when the door opens. Bloody commuters.
Then, when we walk down the stairs to the LRT. You know during peak hours, commuters are supposed to walk on the extreme left of the stairs, so that you won't block anyone coming up and anyone in a rush to somewhere. 2 boys, fat and huge in size, came running up towards my direction and knocked onto me. They didn't apologise to me. Mummy was behind me, these 2 boys shouted "zou kai la" (get lost in english) to my mum and she told me after that.
I tell you, I will scold the uncle then give the boys a tight slap.
Where have all the teachers gone too? Where are the moral values that CDP teaches the students?
One fine day, I think I will kill these ill-mannered people.
I don't like to make my blog sound very pissing, but really, I can't take it anymore.
Here are the
Top 5 most detestable "starting a conversation" lines:
#1: What's up?
I use this myself, because I hate it and nothing is up. So I would want to irritate people using this.
What's up what's up. Nothing is up. The ceiling is up. What ups do you want?
#2: How are you?
My answer: Ok...
Yawn. Think how many times I need to reply this question everyday?
An examiner will fall asleep and mark everyone down if everyone's composition starts in a common way.
#3: How's life?
My answer: Life is good.
I mean, how am I suppose to answer this?!?! Of course life is good la, if life is bad you wont see me here blogging anymore.
#4: How's your exam?
Please don't think that everyone has Mid Year exams (my school have only common paper. No MYE). And don't ask why because if I know why, I will be god.
#5: How's school?
My answer: Ok..
Must I tell you every detail that happen in school? It would take me ages to do so.
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A tit for tat. I use them myself to irritate you people. Wasted 1/4 of my brain juice to think over conversations like that.
Oh here's another one, it's not my top 5, but whenever I hear this I get very pissed:
#: Valerie
Call me hey or val is better than calling my English name. It sounds like you are asking me some favour.Email MSN terrorists.
As I told Ling just now in MSN, I want to save 30 bucks a week. Then I can go shopping at the end of the month. So far this plan is working. I've saved 40 bucks this week, and still have the money to afford good food almost everyday (Macs and titbits, that is). Labels: topics
Imagine how good it is to go shoppping every month? Visiting shops that I don't step into before? Buying loads of cosmetic products for myself and spend all of my money in a day. That's just so cool!
Just a few days ago, Gee Gwee (he's my neighbour, I mean... classroom neighbour. He sits beside me during lessons) and me were wondering how much Mdm Prema earns a month as she told us that she goes shopping every week.
Now, think again. If a teacher earns.... let's say $5000 a month. Everyday she will have around 167 bucks to spend. Now if she goes shopping every week, she will have around $1166 to spend.
So cool, I want a life like this too.
So yes, speaking of GG, he is already attending outside business course! How cool can that be? I think he will prolly be those type that every girls at his working place will fall for.... because he is handsome and rich. Not that he is rich now la, but as in long term. Businessmen are usually rich, right?
I must start thinking about my future now... as in how much money I have to earn to let me being able to shop every week.
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For girls who put on makeup when youre out, you better read this!
I tried out my new fake eyelashes for this new blogskin (yes, I've changed my blogskin). And they are sooooooo good! I'll tell you why in a moment.
Firstly, you don't have to worry about your mascara clumped together when you didnt apply properly. You know, those clumps make your eyelashes super heavy and uncomfortable. You might as well don't wear out. I know what you girls will say... "But when I dont wear mascara, my eyelashes will be so short and de-volumised!" So if you get fake lashes, you will have a volumised and long pretty lashes! Without clumps!
Secondly, when you remove your makeup, you dont have to spend long hours trying to remove the mascara. You know that when you remove the mascara, you look like you got beaten up by someone right? And the next day you look so panda-ish without foundation. Fake eyelashes are so good, you just peel them off and it doesn't hurt and wont give you panda eyes!
Thirdly, if you take care of them properly, you can actually re-use them by removing the glue and dust and such. No worries about having to purchase so much on fake eyelashes!
I know you guys must be thinking that fake eyelashes are so fake, they look so long... even longer than lengthening mascara. Well... to tell you the truth, fake lashes comes in many different types. There's the lengthen one, the volumised one, both and the natural look one. For me, I use Missha's SNS. Those are super natural, although they look long but not as long as those lengthen types. And good news is that, you don't have to trim them!
For those in shops like Chamelon, Aries or those shops that sells cheapskate makeup stuff... it is 3.90 bucks per pair and comes with glue. Missha ones are 5.90/6.90 (can't remember the price) per pair and comes with glue as well. For the sake of your eyes (I think cheapskate ones will irritate your eyes), I suggest you use the non-cheapskate products like Missha and so on.
That's it! Use fake eyelashes!
Ragini: Are you prepare to fail?I had social studies test today:
Me: Yea. Like comeon, when have I not fail before?
*silence*
Me: Only once.
*Both chuckled*
So anyway, a pervert called me on my handphone today. I was watching tv programmes this evening and someone using a private number called me on the phone. I picked up the phone and straightaway a chinese guy asked me, "Hello, are you a virgin?".
"Who is this?" I replied him in Chinese.
He repeatedly asked the same question and I asked him for the one last time, who actually is he. Then he said, "I'm a sex maniac and -"
I hung up the call.
The next moment someone called and I'm terrified and not knowing what to do. I picked up the phone and it was a lady from Standard Chartered Bank. I ignored whatever is being said over the phone and hung up.
It was a very scary feeling, to think that I have not been sexually harassed by someone before. This guy must be someone desperate who dials phone number randomly, hoping to find any young girl (or old lady) who is willing to shag him. Whoever this is, heres 3 words for you:
No one in the right mind would answer you such personal question and agree to shag you (unless you managed to dial a prostitute who have no business for a year or two because she contracted some sexually transmitted disease). I suggest you should dig up some dead bodies in the cemetry if you really is so desperate for sex. They will be glad to help you for sure, since they are sleeping in the coffin for so long.
For the last day of 2006, I decided to do an experiment in mIRC. I came up with a couple of names and decided to try them out in Irc, to see how many people actually wants talk to this person. The moment I'm connected to that channel, So peeps, when you logon to mIRC, be sure to use decorated names or twits! Sissy is back home tomorrow. And btw, tagboard is up again. Feel free to flood it with your lovely messages! And Vote for the ugliest person!
Server: GalaxyNet
Chatroom: #teens
Nickname #1: lucy
I know this name is abit ugh. But who cares, as long as it recieve good results.
Nickname #2: ahgerll
A name that all guys will like I think. It's more striaghtforward and it's twit.
Nickname #3: leeniies
Right, linlin is here. Let's see how much linlin scores later, aite?
Nickname #4: juliA^
A more decorated name could probably attract alot of guys?
Nickname #5: xXs.a.r.a.hXx
ling thought of this name for me. But it's too long, ended up xXs in mIRC. =(
Results:
14 guys automatically say hi to me. This shows that twit works.
More news on internet disruption of Asia: http://www.todayonline.com/articles/162931.asp I woke up today and saw Xiaoping's sms, saying that the gateway is down. So I thought this thing is forcing me to study. Well, with a bag of twisties, coffee and FM Radio Station 93.3, I did 2 homework in one hour, slacked for 2 hours before getting my butt down on the computer seat and check out the internet connection. The internet connection is pretty stable for me, surfing google and blogger is quite fast. Unlike most of the other people, both MSN and Blogger is working very well. However I can't access to Youtube and Hotmail. So anyway, I tried new instant coffee today. I had my money with me to 7 eleven to pick up a bag of twisties. Saw Grandeur Coffee and decided to try it out. And I love it. The aroma is not too strong and it's not too sweet either. For coffee lovers, you could try this brand too. Simply too nice to say anything. Anyway #2: Sissy went to Penang for a performance till 31st December. I woke up at 3 plus in the afternoon and managed to catch the last glimpse of her before she went away. "If there's traffic jam, I will be only back on 1st of January," she said. Holy cow, I will miss her like crap. Anyway #3: I'm serious about the votings for the previous post. Vote please! So I say, Adrian shall die. MUAHAHAHAAHA. Labels: topicsInternet and phone services have been disrupted across much of Asia on Wednesday after an earthquake damaged undersea cables, leaving one of the world's most tech-savvy regions in a virtual blackout.
The disruption was widespread, hitting China, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, Hong Kong and elsewhere, with knock-on effects as far away as Australia for companies whose Internet is routed through affected areas.
Results so far: Valie: 3 votes, Adrian: 0 votes
Yesterday's post acts like a "trailer" for my post for today. Yay! Shout yay in my tagboard before I go on. A more natural Miss Furong as compared to Xiaxue's edited version. As you can see, I added some orange blusher on her cheeks because she look really pale without makeup. Or maybe she did, but the sunlight is too strong that the makeup cant be seen. Bah!! I sort of shape her breasts and butt to make them look more firm. You know, women after slimming their breasts looks saggy and ugh, not appealing. Same goes to the butt. Yes yes, like Xiaxue I did Jawline pushing as well. When I slim her neck, her entire face goes so saggy. Like eww, I will never marry a girl with saggy jaw if I'm a guy. I removed her eye bags and her blemishes as well. Hurray for Furong Jie Jie. Her nose looks fine to me, so I didnt touch it. And of course, her arms. I removed the flabby arms and I started to wonder, why in the hell her arms looks so like a man after slimming. Especially her hands. EWWWW. Elf ears are so not hot right now, so I didnt add any. Now let's compare the original, my version and Xiaxue's version: Yay! I love my version of Miss Furong more even though Xiaxue's version is more appealing. If I'm a guy and I saw Xiaxue's version instead of mine, I would definitely get high and wanked in front of the screen. I like mine more since I believe we shouldn't change people's image too much till they don't look like themselves. But, Xiaxue's version looks like a celebrity (not a porn star) instead of the natural Furong. I know Furong is a celebrity, but.. ugh, you know what I mean.
Well, I used to worship Xiaxue for her extremely godly photoshop skills on this post: http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/08/dear-miss-furong.html, but now I worship myself because...
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I discovered her method for slimming Miss Furong!
HOHOHO.
Seriously there's no way I can steal her picture because she copyrighted every single space of that picture. Unless I'm a hacker and I hacked into her laptop to steal her stuffs. Bah, I'm kidding. Anyhow, I did the picture. Presenting to you, My Version of Miss Furong:
Ever since the invention of cheap and affordable digital camera/phone camera, everyone seems going crazy about cam-whoring. Posting head-only + big eyes pictures seem to be avaliable everywhere. Labels: topics
Went to http://dawnyang.com and saw her cam-whore pictures, which is freaking ALOT. Compare to http://xiaxue.blogspot.com, I will still prefer xiaxue's clubbing pictures. At least those pictures are not as boring as tons of your self pictures with different poses.
Neoprint machines seems to be getting less popular nowadays, because everyone had one thing (or two) in their pocket, their camera phone (or digital camera). Snapping pictures can be done at any places, in the MRT, buses, streets, shops or even when you are walking. And with the help of Adobe Photoshop, tadah! Your very own neoprint pictures is done.
Photo shops seems to be getting less business as well, because of the invention of color photo printer. Print your pictures at home seems faster than printing in the shops. Only one or two people will patronise the shops for their passport photo to be taken.
It's pretty sad to see lesser and lesser people patronising these shops to take pictures.
Harlows. ii iish backk wif muai old typingg. MUAHAHAS. Labels: topics
in tish entry, ii iish going tuhh twiit liekk how ii usedd tuhh. (Actualli f0rget al0t orfh twiits lia0. jux heck aniwaes).
Shho whiie am ii twiiting? cus ii iish goiing tuhh type an entry abt twiiters. gudd p0ints orfh cus.
Few daes ag0 ii iish talkingg tuhh huii jun in MSN, den she reply dam fast one nehhx. Den smthng struckk mie. Twiiters are actualli fast typerrs (n0rtt miee arhs). Becus deyy type l0ngerr wordds denn us shho niid mre tym. Budden dey type ardd derhh same speed ashh us, shho deyy type verii fastt!
Shho amaziing rytte? I usedd tuhh twiit budden l0ngg tym n0 twiit lia0s shho type verii slow. lols.
Thtt's ab0utt it lerh bahs!
P/S: I know other than Singaporeans, people from overseas read my blog as well (eg: Scott). So this entry is written like this to give you guys a headache. MUAHAHA. ii iish evill.
I hate it when I'm having periods. Sigh. Labels: topics
Just yesterday, I had period cramps during the audition. Damn. It was that pain till I couldn't walk properly.
AND AND AND, that feeling of blood rushing out your body is so disgusting. You can feel it coming, really! Whenever it comes, you've got this feeling like you are going to stain your pants.
Periods are so freaking annoying. You can't go swimming, unless you have a tampon. But it's really risky even though you got your tampon on. Either the tampon is going to stuck inside your body or you are going to fill the pool with your blood. You can't laugh too much or sneeze either. They will just keep rushing out if you contract your stomach.
Everytime you have your periods, you feel like not wanting to bathe. Seeing those blood is really an awful sight. But hey, when you bathe... you feel good!
I think the males are much more fortunate than us girls. While you only need to endure NS training for 2 years, we females need to endure this till we are 50 years old. So, don't let me catch you complaining why females don't need to serve NS. Otherwise I will pour menstrual blood on you.
So much blood loss. I think I'm fainting soon. =(
Since the advanced technology and Singaporeans have become more richer, many things that once used to be hot and IN have now passed by. Labels: topics
Neoprints
The thing that us, girls do when we have free time. Ever since digital cameras and camera phones have become cheaper, girls rarely visit this place. Now neoprint shops can never be the same again.
Polyphonic/Monophonic ringtones
Since the creation of better phones that allows true tones and mp3 formatted music, we have chucked away old phones that uses weird ringtones. Take a look in the buses, only a minority uses such phones.
Diary books
The price for paying a broadband connection is so cheap nowadays that many people have internet at home. Keeping diary is no longer the IN thing because everyone prefers to type down what happened today. No wonder why blogger and other weblog hosts are so popular.
Fat bulky TVs
Since the invention of wonder 42" Plasma TV with beautiful LCD Screens that have high quality color viewing options, garang-guni men (rag-and-bone men) can only collect these fat and bulky TVs that are so heavy and lousy. Yay for tech improvement.
Tape recorder/LD player/Cassettes
I will bow to that person who uses such items in this era. Blank CDs/DVDs/MP3s are so cheap and can be found everywhere, who would want to bring such stuffs outside? LDs can't even fit into a small handbag, unlike the mp3 which allows recordings as well.
Dictionaries/encyclopedias
Ever since the internet reveloution, we don't need these anymore! Just type something in the search engine and you have loads of information about something. Wikipedia and dictionary.com are better off than thicky and heavy books.
Soundblaster 16
This point is pretty lame, but I know that I don't touch this ever in my life. The first soundcard that was produced by Singapore genius, Sim Wong Hoo (See link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creative_Technology), probably we dont have the wonderful sounds played in our computers.
That's just some of the many things that have passed that technology era, 21st century. How interesting.
My arm is reeking of alcohol and medicated oil. Sigh. =( Labels: topics
I felt a sudden sharp pain in 3 spots of my left arm. I can't move my arm too much and can't carry heavy stuffs. So I told my mother, and she tried to become a Chinese Sinseh again.
First, she soaked my arm into a bucket of hot water + chinese rice wine for 20 minutes. Then, she used medicated oil and zambuk (a brand name for a medicated cream or something like that) and rubbed against my arm.
While rubbing, I screamed and pinched her thighs. Then I tugged her clothes and was hitting her arm. HOHOHO.
After rubbing, it looked so reddish in color... looked like some cooked meat.
I guess my neighbours are wondering what the hell my mum was doing to me. Screaming in the nightime. LOL.
I can't take it anymore, and therefore decided to rant about it. Labels: topics
Are all Singaporean mothers aspired to become a doctor when they were small?
"Mummy, I got cough."
I'm sure most Singaporean mothers will go to the kitchen and reach out one of the drawers to take medicine. These medicines often proves to be useless, and some mothers are kiasu to the state that they keep expired medicines at home (like mine).
"Mummy, I sprained my ankle today."
And again, Singaporean mothers will go to the same drawer and take out some medicated oil. They will try to become some Chinese Sinsehs and will use the medicated oil and rub against your sprained part. Then you will scream so hard that even the ones living on the highest storey will be able to hear you, and for once neighbours might thought that your mother abuses you. And on top of that, you can't walk properly for 1 month because of your wonderful Sinseh.
WHY DONT THEY TAKE US TO THE DOCTORS?!
Awhile ago, I was having a nose bleed. Though it's a minor one, the blood wont seemed to stop until hours later. One of my friend who studies medical(or somewhat similar course) told me that I was lacking of a clotting agent, and told me to see a doctor about it. I told my mum, and she gives me answers like "No lah, you are lacking of water. The weather is heaty, that's why you are having a nose bleed." Oh my... are you studying medical or he is?
So now, I dont bother to tell them if I'm sick or not. I just go to the polyclinic straightaway and tell the doctors about my condition.
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