Ok. Here's a lame riddle by Mr TLH. Labels: funny
What is it called when the zebra crossed the zebra crossing? Answer at the bottom of the entry.
a racist joke from a teacher that i shall not name who.
India got 2 cows. Ppl in India worship the cows in the temple. America got 2 cows. People in America killed the cows and made into hamburger. Singapore got 2 cows. They milked the cows and sold the milk at 55 cents per ml. When they had no milk to sell, the sold the cow's urine as milk(new water). The cows in S'p have names for themselves. One is called cow bay, and another one is called cow boo.
If I offended anyone, I'm so sorry about that. Just want to share this joke with everyone. If you want to know who's the teacher, talk to me personally. Haha.
Ok. Met Edwin, my ex-drama senior today in Macdonalds. Ahahah. He then told us 2 racists jokes man... OMG. Haha. But I cant tell here, cause if the entry is too racists someone might sue me for it. Haha.
Benedict also told me a joke about someone in the school. I cant put that here of cause. What if she accidentally saw that? OMG. I might get kicked out of the school man...
Ok. That's about it. The answer for the zebra thing is = zebra squared crossing. Laugh please. Hahah.