Now I know why is there so many mosquitoes in my school. Because the cleaners watered the plants with TOO MUCH water until the whole garden becomes the KK Hospital for the Mosquitoes. I've been donating blood to them for the past few days. Now my legs looks darn ugly because of all the "love bites" they gave to me. These BLOOD SUCKERS.
Imagine these blood suckers daily conversation will be like:
M1: Well, how's life?
M2: Sucks. My husband is dead, and now I'm pregnant with his baby. (looks around) AHH~ I SEE HUUUUUMANNNNNS.
M1: Where?
M2: Neh, the orange freak over there! You know what? Humans are the most stupid animals I've ever seen.
M1: Why do you say so?
M2: Because they wear orange and still run near the blue walls. Anyway, let's just go and have our lunch!
M1: Sure.
*PIAK*
M2: Oh no, she's dead.
In any case you might be wondering why we cannot wear orange and run near the blue walls. This is because certain chemicals in sweat seem to attract mosquitoes (people who don't sweat much don't get nearly as many mosquito bites) and wearing clothes that contrasts with the background, and especially if you move while wearing that clothing, mosquitoes can see you and zero in on you.
I HATE MOSQUITOES.
