I read a magazine just now and there's the free sampling of the Acuvue's Hydraclear contact solution. It gave off a smell and then I threw it away. Can't imagine what will happen when I put on these kind of contact lenses. Labels: funny
A: Eww! What's that smell?
B: I dont know. Probably someone shitted in the train.
Me: Sorry, that's my contact lenses' smell.
(A and B looks at me in a disgusted way and scurried off to the exit to alight.)