I don't like to make my blog sound very pissing, but really, I can't take it anymore.
Here are the
Top 5 most detestable "starting a conversation" lines:
#1: What's up?
I use this myself, because I hate it and nothing is up. So I would want to irritate people using this.
What's up what's up. Nothing is up. The ceiling is up. What ups do you want?
#2: How are you?
My answer: Ok...
Yawn. Think how many times I need to reply this question everyday?
An examiner will fall asleep and mark everyone down if everyone's composition starts in a common way.
#3: How's life?
My answer: Life is good.
I mean, how am I suppose to answer this?!?! Of course life is good la, if life is bad you wont see me here blogging anymore.
#4: How's your exam?
Please don't think that everyone has Mid Year exams (my school have only common paper. No MYE). And don't ask why because if I know why, I will be god.
#5: How's school?
My answer: Ok..
Must I tell you every detail that happen in school? It would take me ages to do so.
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A tit for tat. I use them myself to irritate you people. Wasted 1/4 of my brain juice to think over conversations like that.
Oh here's another one, it's not my top 5, but whenever I hear this I get very pissed:
#: Valerie
Call me hey or val is better than calling my English name. It sounds like you are asking me some favour.Email MSN terrorists.
