HAHAHA. I saw this bulletin posted by Bryan(fellow blogskins designer. You can find his link at the left column of my blog) in Friendster. He spamed back the spams bulletins in Friendster and this will be sooooo funny. Check this bulletin: Labels: funny
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Okay, so on the news (wonder whichchannel, news asia or 5) yesterday there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend.
This is how it went... (this is soo corny)
Amber (where did the names come from?): Ronny, areyou gonna come over tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said before, she really wants to meet you. (o rly?)
Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this means to you. When would you like me to comeover? (haha! ronny! what a stupid name)
Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny,what's that tapping sound? (tapping sound? how strange)
Ronny: What?! I don't hear anything...You're probably imagining things, sweetheart.(at first i thought it was something horny, its lame tho)
Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny!! Stop making that noise. It's getting louder!(what sound? tapping sounds?)
Ronny: I don't joke, you should know that by now... I love you so much, and I would never lie to you...(o rly?)
Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!!How can you NOT hear that?! Hold on, there's someone at thedoor... I'll be right back! Don't miss me too much!(lol how can the sound hurt her ears? it has to beabove 120 decibel to hurt her ears, and anythingabove 30 becomes static on the phone -.-)
****She answers the door and sees Ronny standing there, holding a knife and a phone...(how original, knife and a phone)
Ronny: Hey, honey... I've missed you...(amber: ooohhh ronny i missed you too, come pokeme with your play thing)****
He slaughtered(why not just murdered?) Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too. (err whatever for? is ronny on drugs?)
If you don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and murder you. (shouldnt it be ronny instead? Amber would crawl out from under my bed and tell me she misses me) The last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand (nah, the last thing i saw was her head on a plate, i ate her) and repost this with the title "Why sex hurts for girls". (lol i always thought it was rather pleasurable, or they wouldnt be doing it)
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The green one is the teller, Red is Amber and Blue is Rooney Ronny (eh, I like Rooney better.. Can change the name?). Of course, the ones in italics is what Bryan wrote to spam back. Hahah. Bryan, you are soooooo evil! But, I like. XP
