I came across a poem on Friendster and thought it was pretty interesting so I posted it up: Labels: funny
A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need:
A heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his f***ing head in and
A spade to bury him.
^^
EDIT: Since Scott commented about the swearing part, I shall censored that word. *wink*