This is the most funniest shit that ever happened to me. IT'S STEVEN LIM!!! This is your boyfriend, the self-claimed "The World's Most Handsome Guy" and "Singapore's famous hunky star/ model". He stood right infront of me and started the typical salesman talk. He said about my brows looked like mushrooms and yadda yadda. Please, since when people have mushroom brows? And you know how close he was?! The approximate distance was around 30cm! You won't be able to believe how comical he looked like. His moustache was not properly trimmed, and he was constantly smiling like a semi-retard. The above sums it all up, he looked like a child kidnapper and a pedophile. Darn gross can!! Then, the most retarded question came out from his mouth - "Why is your eyes brown in color? Contact lens ar?" If I am wearing contact lenses, would I still be wearing spectacles? I shook my head, and he was like smiling like a semi-retarded again. "Hen mei leh!!!" That means "very beautiful" in English. Meifoong was constantly pulling my skirt telling me to go, otherwise she will scream like the fire alarm. Oh ya! Steven Lim is a flasher too: Do visit his wonderful website to browse more photos and some of his "wonderful short stories". Funny shit ever.
Today I was walking around Orchard with Meifoong, and this guy suddenly stopped us for an eyebrow plucking session. Actually, I don't mind eyebrow plucking... but this guy certainly got the looks that suck like hell.....
Mushrooms look like this for goodness sake.
Any girls will be turned on upon the sight of that yellow swimwear.
